Categories That Will Never Be Made

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*Family Gay - For pastas involving Family Guy.
*Da Sempsans - For pastas about The Simpsons.
*THE END - For pastas that say "THE END"
* JAFF THE FILLER SUCKS MAJOR WANG- For pastas where Jeff the killer sucks someoness dick
*Stevie Wonder memes - Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is fucking black; I can't fucking see.
*Doritos - These tasty things can be such a hazard.
*Coke - I didn't know that Coke came in a liquid form!
*EVIL PATRIXXX DOESN'T DIE!!! - For pastas where EVIL PATRIXXX doesn't die
*And then two skeletons popped out - For pastas where two skeletons pop out
*IT'S SNOWING, MAN!!!11 - For pastas that have snow in them
*CLOPFIKZ - For sexual MLP pastas
*SANTA! - We had a category for SANTA. BUT THIS ONE HAS AN EXCLAMATION MARK. 2EDGY4ME
*2edgy4me - ur so edgy, dat ur a fukin circle
*Tomato - Tomato
*Unitato - Just a category for just that one pasta.
*GOOD FOOD! - For pastas that involve food, but they are SUPER SALAD-MAN!!!!
*@@@@222 - The unwanted brother of 
*COCK OF DOOKY - For Call of Duty pastas
*LUEEGEE - For pastas about Mario's pussy ass bitch of a brother: Luigi
*SONIC DOT EXE - For pastas about Sonic.exe
*EVIL XXX - For pastas about EVIL (insert name here)XXX
*XBAX WUN - For pastas about the Xbox One
*Hyper-realistic blood - For pastas about hyper-realistic blood
*BEST PASTA EVAR! - For pastas that are the best
*FatalGuyZilla Collabs! - For pastas in collaboration with Fatal Disease, SOMEGUY123, and GodzillaFan1
*Staff-Only - Shit that is made from Staff in this wiki
*SPEM#@% - PASTAS WIFF SPEM ^#!$%@&
*I CUNN ONOMONPEDA- Pastas that attempt Onomatopoeia
*Children Friendly - For pastas that are children friendly
*HOMOSUCK - For pastas about Homestuck
*Trouble Fuck - For pastas where people are having a hard time having sex
*Meercat- For pastas containing Meercats
*Twahlaght Sporkles.wmv- For pastas that contain this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ukxHRo_-gs vid]
*1 potato 2 potato - For pastas that can count to potato
*Sonic.exe Ripoff Spinoff list - Pages with spinoff list that are sonic.exe ripoffs
*(name).exe - Pages with (name).exe
*(name) The Killer- Pages with (name) The Killer
*1879 - Pastas made in the early 1879
*????? - You need too unlock EVIL PATRIXXX and get your account 100% completed too unlock this.
*NOT NSFW - PASTAS THAT ARE NOT NSFVW
*Pastas about Pastas - Trollpastas about Trollpastas
*Leedle leedle lee - LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
*2012!!!1111 - PASTAS THAT SAY DAT DE WORLD IS GOING TOO END IN DEC, 21 2012!!1!
*2014!111111One!11 PASTAS THAT SAY THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN DEC, 21 2014!!1!
*DOLAN TALESZ - Pastas who has Dolan who rapes, kills and whatever not.
*BAD FLUTTERSHY DAY - Pastas who somebody wrote how Fluttershy gets raped by someone.
*GLaDOS is the best robot - Pastas about GLaDOS lovers.
*IT'S SO GROSS I RIPPED OFF MAH OWN PINGAS - Pastas when you masturbate and then came shok moment.
*BRONY PASTAS - Pastas about brony shits and whatever not.
*ANTI BRONY PASTAS - Pastas about anti-bronies hates bronies,war and etc.
*FURRY PASTAS- Pastas about furry stuff and whatever.
*ANTI FURRY PASTAS- Pastas about anti furries that hates furries.
*MILEY CYRUS' DOOMSDAY - Pastas about a woman who knocks EVIL PATRIXXX and they two are in Enternal War
*I WILL KEEL YOU WIT MAH COMBASTIV LEMON - Don't fuck with Cave Johnson.He was a badass guy who existed before Chuck Norris.
*DON'T FAK WIT CAVE JOHNSON - Pastas about a guy who almost invented Combustive Lemons.Science can revive him.
*PRIPAR FOR ANUS KUONSEUENSES - Pastas about G-Man.
*PARODIA LIRIKS - Pastas who are lyrics for the parody.
*UH-VATAR - Pastas about Tahno.
*YOU NEVER LICK ME!!!1111!!1 MY TINY LITTLE DICK - Pastas about sexual Team Fortress.
*OH MAI GHOD !111!!!!!! SOMEBODY TURNED G MOD - .......
*Oh,Princess Celestia...You mean MOLESTIA???????!!!!!!!!!!! - (I am not the brony, BTW) Pastas about that bitch who rapes little kids.
*HALF LAJF 3 IS KHAMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!! - Pastas about Half Life 3. Forget it, muchacos. It is never going to happen.
*RELAJS YAR MHAIND - Pastas about how Portal 2, Half Life 2 or any other game should ended.
*THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!! - Pastas about Doug Rattman.
*MATHS - Pastas about mathemathical riddles. Seriously, don't fuck me with that cursed subject.
*LIK MAH PAYNUS,U GUIZE - Pastas that will make you gay.
*ALTAIHR - Pastas about Assassin's Creed 1
*ASZIO - Pastas about Assassin's Creed 2,Brotherhood and Revelations.
*CAHNOOR - Pastas about Assassin's Creed 3
*AEDWERD - Pastas about Assassin's Creed 4
*AVALAIN - Pastas about Assassin's Creed 5
*ASS ASS IN - Pastas about trilogy of Assassin's Creed.
*GURFELD N ODI - Pastas about Garfield and Odie.
*JADG DRAAD - Pastas about Judge Dredd.
*DROOOK - Pastas about calling Shrek DROOK not Drek.
*STRPHAX - Pastas about Starfox.
*POODIEPIE - Pastas about Pewds.
*SPONGETRIXXX - Pastas about how EVIL PATRIXXX rapes Spongebob and their baby is SPONGETRIXXX
*PRINGLAS - Because you can't trust the man with whiskers.
*HARDER,PATRIXXX - Because every woman will lose virginity.
*DOLAN ULTIMATE TALE - Pasta about Dolan rapes everypony (except male) in Equistria.Even princesses.And on moon,too.
*S.H.O.W.E.R - Pastas about S.H.O.D.A.N.
*GHADHOS - Pastas about GLaDOS.
*HUL 8999 - Pastas about HAL 9000.
*M.A.G.G.O.T. - Pastas about M.A.R.G.O.T.
*J.E.R.K.V.I.S - Pastas about J.A.R.V.I.S.
*AL ADMANS AR MAHRANS - Pastas about how much you hate admins.
*EVL GAB NAHWELL - Pastas about Gabe Newell.
*TOMATO IS POTATO - Pastas about illusions.
*WAT IF AJ TOLD U THAT YA DON HAVE UR DIK - Pastas about Matrix who are sexual.
*OFF COURSE!- Pastas with obvious plot twists that were clear from the start
*DUN DUN DUN - Pastas with reaction when your third husband tells him he's really your first husband with a different turn.
*ONE, TWO, THREE POTATO - Because maths is now even harder per usual.
*Shit, Crap, Poop - Similar to a statue which fucks you when you blink, but crappier
*Retards Attempting Ponification - Pastas including non-pony characters that are ponified
*SMOKE WEED ERRYMILLENNIUM - You got too far at smoking.
*CHUAIN MUAILZ - Pastas where you goes crazy and "IF YOU DUN'T SEND DIS TO 69.1342 PEEPLE YOU WEEL DIE"
*ÂĹĹ "CAPS" - Pastas where you wear hats while screaming.
*Mad Lips Story- Pastas that might as well be Mad Lips.
*Gassipons is at it again! - Pastas where ponies fart.
*Blatant Self-Insert - Pastas where users/authors insert themselves into the pasta, rather than being a narrator
*Fuck this category - Fuck this text (aka. where pastas self-demonstrate)
*Austic- Pastas with the Austism joke.
*GR33|\|73><7 - Pastas that includes greentext stories other than "Shrek is love" or any spinoffs of it
*PATRIXXX - Not to be confused with the "EVIL PATRIXXX", this is for pastas that includes good version of EVIL PATRIXXX
*Im Double Died - Where narrator winds up dead 2 times in a row
*RIGBY.FUCKTHISPASTA - Pastas which insults another pasta (directly or otherwise)
*Disturbing Shit - This pasta is not just unfunny, but disturbing rather than being a Trollpasta
*k - Pastas which is neither funny or scary, just neutral.
*NATHSHAT - Pastas about some guy who shoot some guy in NUTS.
*CLOPFERS - Pastas about cloppers.
*YIFFERS- Pastas about yiffers.
*WHITLY - Pastas about Wheatley
*EVIL WHEATLXXX - Pastas about PATRIXXX's fourth brother, WHEATLXXX.
*Blatant Ripnuts - Pastas about sexual categories.
*MACHINEGUNN - Pastas about PATRIXXX's weapon: MACHINEGUNN
*EVIL GRUMPYCATXXX - Pastas about PATRIXXX's fifth brother, EVIL GRUMPYCATXXX
*PX's - Pastas about PATRIXXX's nickname
*SHREXXX - Pastas about PX's sixth brother, SHREXXX
*Italian pastas - Pastas written in Italian language
*GRANATA PASHLIKH - Pastas about trowing granatas.
*PATRIXXIA - Pastas about...Did you know that PATRIXXX got sister? I didn't know it, too.
*GORDOHN FROHMANN - Pastas about Gordon Freeman.
*ALIX TRANCE - Pastas about Alyx Vance.
*ALI TRANCE - Pastas about Eli Vance.
*WALLET BRAIN - Pastas about Wallace Breen.
*JUNK MESSMAN - Pastas about Judith Mossman.
*KREJP - Pastas about Demoman.
*POOTIS - Pastas about Heavy.
*MARGOTS - Pastas about Soldier.
*U HAV GAT BLAD ON MAI SUIT - Pastas about Spy.
*U SAK - Pastas about Scout.
*U HAV GAT BLAD ON MAI NAJF - Pastas about Sniper.
*I VIL HEAL U - Pastas about Medic.
*HUDDAH HUDDAH HU - Pastas about Pyro.
*DISPENSUH GOIN UP - Pastas about Engineer.
*WHATSUUP - Pastas about Shorty.
*RN RN RNNNN - Pastas about involving motorsaw.
*HITHMAN - Pastas about Hit Man
*TURRAT - Pastas about turrets.
*NIC CAGE - Pastas about Nic Cage
*BLEEDING EARS - Pastas about listening to Justin Biebers songs.
*RAWR! - The scariest off all pastas.
*SANIC.EXE - THIS FOR SANIC.EXE PASTAZ
*CROATINS ARE BESTZ - Croatian pastas.
*TREVAR IS STZUPHID - Pastas about a MUDDAFUGGA who has worst messages.
*CREEPY, CRAPPY, TROLLIN' PASTZA - Pastas who involves Trollpasta, Crappy Pasta and Creepypasta.
*MCCONNELLING IS GREJT - Because Jon Stewart is the best guy that unniverse had.
*ATARI JAGWUR WALKED AWAY - for pastas where your atari jaguar is haunted and it walks away
*TREVAR - Pastas about Trevor Phillips.
*FAPKLIN - Pastas about Franklin Clinton.
*MAJKL - Pastas about Michael De Santa.
*DACTA HU?! - Pastas about some doctor that his name is unknown.
*DACTA HU - Pastas about Doctor Who.
*DALAKS - Pastas about Daleks.
*BIOSHOK - Pastas about Bioshock.
*TARDIS BERR - Pastas about Teddy Bears.
*MIGUAL - Pastas about Miguel (Read THE END BAGINS written by ME)
*EVIL PETS - Pastas about pets that are evil.
*CHILDHOOD RAPISTS - Pastas that will ruin a beloved show from your youth.
*BIMBOOS BADEND - Pastas about lord of the rings/the hobbit
*LOL DIX - Pastas with dick jokes.
*English Class Master - Pastas with 0 spelling/grammar errors.
*Spanish Class Failure - Pastas that fail at the Spanish language.
*www.e621.net - Because furry porn.
*GAI FISH - Pastas about Kanye West.
*SAUTH PRK - Pastas about South Park.
*FUCKIN RETARDED NAMSSIS - Pastas about your enemies
*KETE KHIERES - Pastas about something in Spanish.
*MIKEY MOSE - Mickey Mouse pastas.
*Je ne parle pas français - Pastas in French.
*GAT - Pastas about GTA (Grand Theft Auto).
*TIMMY TRUMMER - Fairly OddParents pastas.
*DROO PECKLEZ - Pastas about Drew Pickles and the Barney Bunch
* HANSDIEKS JAKK - Pastas about Handsome Jack
* MAKKSIZ RUDD LEGHT - Pastas about Mad Moxxi
* MIMI TEH TORNADA - Pastas about Tornado Mimi
* NITE TIEM - Stories that take place at nighttime.
* GUD MURNIN - Stories that take place in the morning.
* One word - Pastas that are just one word long.
* One letter - Pastas that are only one letter long.
* STIK FIGURZ - Pastas about stick figures.
* PEE ESS FOR - Pastas about the Playstation 4.
* XBAWX TREE SIXTEY - Pastas about the Xbox 360.
* wat - Pastas that make no sense.
* HIT DA KID - Child Abuse. 'Nuff said.
* POLEEB - Trollpastas about Polybius. What else?
* TLORRPASTAS - Trollpastas about the Trollpasta website
* EVIL LORAXXX - For trollpastas featuring EVIL PATRIXXX's uncle, EVIL LORAXXX
* MY FAIRCHILD CHANNEL F GOT IN A FIGHT WITH EVIL PLANKTONXXX AND THEN PROCEDED TO EAT 347 HOT DOGS AND TURN DOCTOR ROBOTNIK INTO A WEREWOLF AND THEN INTO SPACE - Pastas in which a Farchild Channel F gets in a fight with EVIL PLANKTONXXX and then procedes to eat 347 hot dogs, turn Doctor Robotnik into a werewolf, and then into space.
* PEENUTSBUTT-URRRGAYMUR - For pastas involving PeanutButterGamer.
* EXPAND DONG - Pastas about Donkey Kong
* SATAN CLAWS - Pastas that are a sequel to Santa is Satan
*PORNEEFIZHUN - Pastas that involves Ponification itself, not just ponified characters.
*Rule 34- Pastas with R34
*TROLLIFICATION - Pastas about one of Ponification's brothers, Trollification
*TRANSFORMIFICATION - Pastas about Ponification's second brother, Transformification
*(species/kind name)IFICATION - We doesn't want more fucking kindchanging, or transformation for that matter.
*EVIL LOADINGXXX - pastas about EVIL PATRIXXX's computer bot.
*PLENKEZM MUTHAFUKAZ- Pastas about Plankism or Anti-Plankism
*CAUSE THIS IS FILLER- Pastas with filler because writing a full story takes effort
*DA KILLAH GEY AUF DETH - Pastas about that one trans in your school who stalks you.
*CEE PEE DUBEEL U CEE SUX - Pastas about how you hate CPWC
*SUTHEP - Pastas about Suthap Therksuwan, aka that one fucker who caused the Thailand coup
*FUK DA COUP - Pastas about Thailand's 2014 coup
*AEN INTUREZTING KONVERAZTIUN - Pastas about, or based off An Intere

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